Aiiieee. Yep, I want to walk around and have people mistake me for one of those geeks who simply cannot be separated from his cell phone. And Lord Knows there are just SO many inane conversations I want to eavesdrop on; it’s not like I don’t overhear enough stupidity already… I really need MORE.
But, as bad as that krep is… there’s worse… MUCH worse:
The intro just slays me… “Ever wish you had Sonic Hearing?” Well… um… NO. I already have “sonic” hearing, don’t you? I mean, is there such a thing as Tactile Hearing? Or Visual Hearing? I could use me some Visual Hearing and I might actually pay for that. But Sonic Hearing? Nope… I have all I need. And… if you really need assistance in this space, why not buy a real hearing aid instead of some cheap-ass substitute?
Enough, already.
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